346: Hangover Cure

345: Ali & Josie's Christmas Soiree

Their parties' are always AWESOME until a girl gets wasted and begins to cry hysterically or until a boy gets inebriated and becomes a comatose dead weight. At that point of the evening, I know it's time to leave.

343 - 344: Cheese KitKat, wtf?

240 - 342: Why would they do that to Fergie? and other stories.

339 - The Loneliest Goose in the World

"Loneliness" by Katherine Mansfield

Now it is Loneliness who comes at night
Instead of Sleep, to sit beside my bed.
Like a tired child I lie and wait her tread,
I watch her softly blowing out the light.
Motionless sitting, neither left or right
She turns, and weary, weary droops her head.
She, too, is old; she, too, has fought the fight.
So, with the laurel she is garlanded.

Through the sad dark the slowly ebbing tide
Breaks on a barren shore, unsatisfied.
A strange wind flows... then silence. I am fain
To turn to Loneliness, to take her hand,
Cling to her, waiting, till the barren land
Fills with the dreadful monotone of rain

338 - Dad in Kelsey Park

335 - 337: Tower Bridge makes me think of Fergie. I love Fergie.

Fergie's "London Bridge" is a very silly song.